Even Stranger Personal Ads

I was sitting yesterday with my friend Sara and we were reading the Stranger - specifically, reading out the weirdest personal ads aloud.

She lamented the fact that there's no newspaper or personal ads for philosophical people who just like good conversation. I imagined it would look something like this:

"Luscious brunette seeks intelligent conversation. Must be willing to do Locke, Kant, and Neitzche. Descartes fans need not apply. No Greek on the first date."