A typical conversation with Jackie

(Outside of a Dairy Queen):

Jackie: If you're going to make me go inside and have ice cream just to be sociable...
Me: Well, I didn't know if you want to sit and talk or-
Jackie: If you're going to make me go inside and have ice cream just to be sociable...
Me: We could always go someplace el-
Jackie: If you're going to make me go inside and have ice cream just to be sociable...
Me: I'm going inside to have an ice cream.
Jackie: Okay, I guess I'll come too.