How To Succeed In The World of Corporate Art: Part 3

1. Get a piece of black construction paper and a safety pin.
2. Make pinholes spelling out the phrase "You're Wonderful". Aesthetic merit isn't important here, as almost noone will be able to see the result clearly.
3. Title the result "100 things I wish someone had said to me". Something like that, anyway. Why 100? I don't know. It's one phrase. Probably any title will do so long as it's maudlin.
4. Find a corporate art buyer.
5. Profit!

(Is corporate art the lowest rung on the salable art ladder? If this gets bought by a Fortune 500 company, what gets rejected? I shudder to imagine).