Ask for a service loaner, get a Land Yacht

While my ultra-cool wider-is-better Grand Prix is at the dealership getting a couple of new tires, I had to ask for a service loaner.  What I got was this:


 
Smooth ride, but hoo-boy not much visibility at all.  Perhaps because it's got more cubic space than my bedroom.  I hope I don't flatten some poor defenseless Mini Cooper tomorrow before my own car is ready.  Well, sort of.